Sometimes when I’m in a group of strangers I get the urge to swing my purse over my head and let out a battle cry so people will get the fuck away from me. I’ve managed to fight this urge so far because all my tampons would go flying out of my purse and then I’d have to buy more tampons.

Sometimes when I’m in a group of strangers I get the urge to swing my purse over my head and let out a battle cry so people will get the fuck away from me. I’ve managed to fight this urge so far because all my tampons would go flying out of my purse and then I’d have to buy more tampons.