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Ugh this is so cheesy. I’m sorry  (at Hoyt Arboretum - Portland, OR)

Ugh this is so cheesy. I’m sorry (at Hoyt Arboretum - Portland, OR)

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We don’t have these things in NYC (at Hoyt Arboretum - Portland, OR)

We don’t have these things in NYC (at Hoyt Arboretum - Portland, OR)

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Stop making me feel things!

I just got such a great message from one of you jerks that made me almost cry as I’m drankin alone at happy hour and it reminded me how much I love you tumblr folks

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Josh is at an interview so I spent the day wandering around Portland and popping in thrift shops. So far I’ve made a killing! This sweater (which has snake skin sleeves. That doesn’t sound cool but it’s nice in person I swear!) retails for $150 and the peplum top to the left retails for $200. I got them for $20 each and they’re in mint condition. I don’t know what this face is I’m making here but I assume it’s success

Josh is at an interview so I spent the day wandering around Portland and popping in thrift shops. So far I’ve made a killing! This sweater (which has snake skin sleeves. That doesn’t sound cool but it’s nice in person I swear!) retails for $150 and the peplum top to the left retails for $200. I got them for $20 each and they’re in mint condition. I don’t know what this face is I’m making here but I assume it’s success

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Taking an impromptu trip to Portland tonight because Josh has an interview and I’m going to see if I could move there and not die of boredom.

I don’t really want to leave NYC because I love it so much and I have a great support system here but I feel like I shouldn’t get too attached to one place. Why not try something new? It could be fun or terrible, it doesn’t matter! We could always move back to NY or somewhere else totally different.

But I’m getting ahead of myself, Josh might not even get the job. At the very least, this weekend is a free trip to a city we’ve meaning to check out. So if you have any recommendations for must-dos in Portland, let me know!

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I need to paint my nails

I need to paint my nails

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I was happily coloring my hair when suddenly the bottle of dye spit in my eye and I freaked the fuck out. I’ve never read the instructions that come along with hair dye but I’m pretty sure they’d say the appropriate response here is to panic.

I shoved my face in the sink and rinsed my eye until it stopped burning. But when I lifted my head I realized, in my panic, I splattered dye all over myself and my bathroom. So now I have pink spots all over my face and shoulders but I can still see and I have beautiful red hair so I guess it was a success.

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Guys, it is not a good idea to run a half marathon and then go out dancing with your friends. Your legs are going to feel like garbage the next day. You’ll have had tons of fun so it’s kind of worth it but also don’t do that because ouch

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Just finished the coldest & muddiest run of my life. I thankfully wasn’t injuried but I’m a little concerned these numbers aren’t going to wash off my forehead (at Tri-State Tough Mudder)

Just finished the coldest & muddiest run of my life. I thankfully wasn’t injuried but I’m a little concerned these numbers aren’t going to wash off my forehead (at Tri-State Tough Mudder)

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I’m the worst

I woke up WAY too early for my race but I was nervous about missing my bus so I left the house anyway and now I have to sit in union square for a half hour in the rain. I’m currently huddled under a Petco awning and it’s so pathetic!

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This is the map for my race tomorrow and it’s fucking chaos! It’s 12 miles long and the obstacles have lovely names like Fire In Your Hole and Arctic Enema. I don’t know what these obstacles entail but they sound like tons of fun.  I’m trying to focus on the fact that I won’t have to run more than a mile at a time but it’s pretty hard to ignore that the last obstacle is called electroshock!? Like really? Mud, ice water, cut & scraps, those things are fine but shocking me? That’s some bullshit. 
But electricity aside, I found a few coworkers who are just as nervous and just as concerned about getting hurt as I am so we’re just going to stick together and not worry about our time on the course and hopefully have fun. Hopefully. 

So wish me luck! 12 hours from now I’ll be in the mud

This is the map for my race tomorrow and it’s fucking chaos! It’s 12 miles long and the obstacles have lovely names like Fire In Your Hole and Arctic Enema. I don’t know what these obstacles entail but they sound like tons of fun. I’m trying to focus on the fact that I won’t have to run more than a mile at a time but it’s pretty hard to ignore that the last obstacle is called electroshock!? Like really? Mud, ice water, cut & scraps, those things are fine but shocking me? That’s some bullshit. 

But electricity aside, I found a few coworkers who are just as nervous and just as concerned about getting hurt as I am so we’re just going to stick together and not worry about our time on the course and hopefully have fun. Hopefully.

So wish me luck! 12 hours from now I’ll be in the mud
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kk:h question

johnstamostimelessbeauty:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

Have any of you who hacked the game been able to sync that hacked game to other devices via iCloud? Because I did the hack on my phone (perhaps stupidly) but I actually mostly play it on my iPad.

dontmakemagsmad help HER

This is a lot of pressure! I think it should recognize your Apple ID but I’m not sure! Praying for you bb

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I’m enjoying being an imaginary billionaire way to much

I’m enjoying being an imaginary billionaire way to much

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I finally hacked KK:H yesterday and it’s way better now! If anyone wants to add me on Game Center, I’m Dontmakemagsmad because I’m very unimaginative when it comes to usernames

I finally hacked KK:H yesterday and it’s way better now! If anyone wants to add me on Game Center, I’m Dontmakemagsmad because I’m very unimaginative when it comes to usernames

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The Jeff Koons exhibit at The Whitney is all fun and games until you stumble in the porn closet