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Went shoe shopping during lunch and discovered that my calves are jacked! I’m not even flexing here! You have no idea how excited I am about this!

Went shoe shopping during lunch and discovered that my calves are jacked! I’m not even flexing here! You have no idea how excited I am about this!

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The past week I’ve been so dizzy and it’s the worst. I know I should start taking iron again but I probably won’t so I should just accept that dizziness is a part of life. 

Also I think I’m getting a cold,THANKS FALL! 

Also I redownloaded Minecraft on my phone and I’ve been skywriting all morning. 

This post was brought to you by the cold meds I just took! 

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Sorry Blick, no finger condoms for me today (at Blick Art Materials - New York City)

Sorry Blick, no finger condoms for me today (at Blick Art Materials - New York City)

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Lil witch working on her spells in the forest

Lil witch working on her spells in the forest

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I’ve had a shitty week at boxing but I’m still showing up so that counts for something right?

I’ve had a shitty week at boxing but I’m still showing up so that counts for something right?

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Relationship Drama

Josh and I have not been on good terms for about a week now. And all the activities we had last weekend just made it worse because all I wanted was time away from him. But we had a good talk last night and he’s committed to working with his therapist to gain control of his alcoholism, which is really the root of all our problems. And he knows that there will be real consequences if he fucks up again. So I’m trying to not be mad or resentful towards him because he’s sick and needs support right now. Also I talked to my best friend about this whole thing yesterday and I had no idea how much I needed to talk to her until she texted me. (Note to self: Friends are so so important. They want to help you dummy, just ask)

So thankfully, I feel like a person again today. And I’m optimistic that Josh can get it together and a few months from now things will be great again

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We clean up pretty nice #hangoverbus #hurshwedding

We clean up pretty nice #hangoverbus #hurshwedding

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I did so many things yesterday! Took a boat in the rain to to Gov. Island for the Vendy’s and ate all the things and drank all the beers. Then walked around LIC and checked out the beautiful view. Then went to Fireworks Night at Citi Field where I ate more things and drank more beers. And finally, I danced it up with some jerks in BK. Ugh it was such a great day but the wedding I have to go to today is going to be ROUGH

Tags: Vendys Mets
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#Chromeo is so good live  (at SummerStage NYC)

#Chromeo is so good live (at SummerStage NYC)

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Just heard from Josh and my rage has returned

I keep singing “All of me” by John Legend but with the lyrics changed to..

Cause all of me.
Hates all of you.
Hates your curves and all your edges.
All your awful imperfections.

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I was fuming mad at Josh this morning because he came home incredibly late last night (actually it was 6am this morning) and he’s not supposed to do that anymore. (Also I’m pretty sure he went to a strip club last night which is fine but WTF don’t do that shit on a Wednesday night and then come in stumbling and wake me up. so rude!)

BUT then I got to work and realized it’s September 11th soo I guess today isn’t the day to bitch him out about his fuck up. I’m still pretty annoyed but I’m trying not to be so I’m just going cram a bagel in my face and hope it’s deliciousness sooths my rage

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uh oh, Kale heard I was talking shit 

uh oh, Kale heard I was talking shit 

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Hungover Lunch Thoughts

kale is terrible
it’s like aggressive spinach
it’s basically PARSLEY 
I’VE BEEN TRICKED INTO EATING A GARNISH
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The architecture is beautiful, the music is bad, the drinks are free, I really can’t complain #afterparty (at Fashion Rocks 2014 Live from Barclays Ctr)

The architecture is beautiful, the music is bad, the drinks are free, I really can’t complain #afterparty (at Fashion Rocks 2014 Live from Barclays Ctr)

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Thank you to JLo, Jennifer Hudson, Nicki Minaj, and all the beautiful background dancers for giving this “fashion show” some much needed curves  (at Fashion Rocks 2014 Live from Barclays Ctr)

Thank you to JLo, Jennifer Hudson, Nicki Minaj, and all the beautiful background dancers for giving this “fashion show” some much needed curves (at Fashion Rocks 2014 Live from Barclays Ctr)