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Oh hi Roger! 🎾 (at US Open Tennis Championships)

Oh hi Roger! 🎾 (at US Open Tennis Championships)

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Went to PS1 and got some free art ☔️🏃 (at MOMA P.S 1)

Went to PS1 and got some free art ☔️🏃 (at MOMA P.S 1)

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I’ve been awake for 5 minutes

And Josh already proclaimed that I’m a terror today and I should go back to bed

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I don’t really know what’s happening here #Magslikestoparty  #latergram

I don’t really know what’s happening here #Magslikestoparty #latergram

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I may have had one too many 25oz Buds at the Mets game last night #latergram

I may have had one too many 25oz Buds at the Mets game last night #latergram

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Baseball is boring but Mets games are such cheap fun

The section I’m in is desperately trying to start The Wave and failing. The Mets just scored on an error and I got 6 high fives. I drank two 25oz buds and now I’m a little beer blimp. Mr Met was so close to hitting me in the face with a XXXL tshirt

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I got tagged by the adorable justcallmeemilyv to do that last photo in your phone thing. I’m not sure what the rules are for this challenge but whatever, here’s my last picture! I was at a pool party in Vegas wearing 4 pairs of sunglasses and shouting “I’m wearing $600 sunglasses!” 

I also really like how this pic is simultaneously grainy and blurry, just like my memories of Vegas

I got tagged by the adorable justcallmeemilyv to do that last photo in your phone thing. I’m not sure what the rules are for this challenge but whatever, here’s my last picture! I was at a pool party in Vegas wearing 4 pairs of sunglasses and shouting “I’m wearing $600 sunglasses!”

I also really like how this pic is simultaneously grainy and blurry, just like my memories of Vegas

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It’s National Dog Day so here’s a lil pup

It’s National Dog Day so here’s a lil pup

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Successful Sunday Funday

Successful Sunday Funday

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Look at all these pups hanging out 🐕🐩🐶🐺

Look at all these pups hanging out 🐕🐩🐶🐺

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The 6 year olds in NC really know how to party! I need a million more boozy snowcones in my life

The 6 year olds in NC really know how to party! I need a million more boozy snowcones in my life

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This bouncy house can fit 12 adults!!! #boozyhouse (at Raleigh, North Carolina)

This bouncy house can fit 12 adults!!! #boozyhouse (at Raleigh, North Carolina)

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AHHHH! LOOK AT ALL THESE GOATS AND THEIR MINI HORSE FRIEND! (at Raleigh, North Carolina)

AHHHH! LOOK AT ALL THESE GOATS AND THEIR MINI HORSE FRIEND! (at Raleigh, North Carolina)

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UGHH

I forgot my sneakers so now I have to box barefoot and everyone will see my ugly bunion feet. Also my balance is really bad without sneaks so I might fall down

I AM ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT OF MYSELF THIS WEEK
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Why can’t I sit in this garden all day? Why do I have to go back to work? Oh because then I’d have to live in this garden 

Why can’t I sit in this garden all day? Why do I have to go back to work? Oh because then I’d have to live in this garden