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In transit!

In transit!

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Three miserable hours later I’m done packing. I bringing three pairs of shoes, two purses, and ten outfits for four days. I hate myself right now.

Three miserable hours later I’m done packing. I bringing three pairs of shoes, two purses, and ten outfits for four days. I hate myself right now.

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I’m going to LA tomorrow
Things I am not excited for:
Bathing suits & sunscreen
People staring at me like I’m some pale sickly alien
Hour long cab rides
 Things I am excited for that totally negate the things I am not excited for:
No humidity 
Going to the MTV Movie Awards (Hunger Games and Bridesmaids FTW)
Having an excuse to wear my fancier dresses
Free hotel room
Josh’s expense account (although very limited)

I’m going to LA tomorrow

Things I am not excited for:

  • Bathing suits & sunscreen
  • People staring at me like I’m some pale sickly alien
  • Hour long cab rides

Things I am excited for that totally negate the things I am not excited for:

  • No humidity
  • Going to the MTV Movie Awards (Hunger Games and Bridesmaids FTW)
  • Having an excuse to wear my fancier dresses
  • Free hotel room
  • Josh’s expense account (although very limited)
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Yess! I want this hair so bad

Yess! I want this hair so bad

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At least the cockroach germs will be gone

My hair came out a little yellow when I dyed it yesterday so I’m trying a little silver/grey dye to balance it out.

I’m pretty sure in 15 minutes my hair will either be purple or fall out. 

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My head will never not be itchy again

So I sat down on the subway and a couple stops later a guy waves at me to get my attention. Tentatively, I remove my headphones and he says, “Uh you have a bug on your head.” I look at my reflection in the window behind me and see an inch long cockroach hanging out on my head.

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Dear self:

Stop creeping on everyones blog. You are drunk, go to bed.

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I use an app called FotoRus. I think it was a dollar but it’s definitely worth it

I use an app called FotoRus. I think it was a dollar but it’s definitely worth it

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Josh’s new dance move needed to be a gif so I can watch and laugh forever

Josh’s new dance move needed to be a gif so I can watch and laugh forever

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GPOY- hungover on the couch edition

GPOY- hungover on the couch edition

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Folks got a little out of hand with the group messaging this morning

Folks got a little out of hand with the group messaging this morning

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Me and Cynthia

Me and Cynthia

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Baseball & bobble heads!

Baseball & bobble heads!

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We’re thirsty!

We’re thirsty!

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Boozing on a (tug) boat. It doesn’t get much better

Boozing on a (tug) boat. It doesn’t get much better