People who say the bus is “great” or “ok” are monsters. The buses in this city are bizarre and bring out the angriest humans ever.
Even my “ok” experiences on the bus are basically “ok, I felt slightly threatened but I’m ok now.” My worst bus ride was on a VERY packed M60 at rush hour. I should have taken the train but it’s so convenient to get from Harlem to Astoria on the bus. So I stood up to let a little kid have my seat and apparently the lady who was standing over me didn’t like that I was trying to stand so she elbowed me in the face. I yelled “what the fuck” but she gave me this unsettling death stare so I stepped away.
Tourists think the subways are scary but no, buses are the real nightmare
Because my company has a team and it’s FREE and I box 5 times a week so I can do anything right? WRONG. Apparently it’s 10-12 miles which is WAY more than I thought it would be. But the reviews say there’s long lines before each obstacle so you get to rest and you can skip obstacles if you want. So I think I’ll be fine? Hopefully?
So if you don’t hear from me after October 11th it’s because I couldn’t finish so I chose to lay down and die and now I’m a mud ghost and I’m haunting the shit out of that track and tripping all the bros in crossfit tank tops.