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I don’t know where all my money went but I sure do miss it 

I don’t know where all my money went but I sure do miss it 

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All I wanted this weekend was to pet this monster

All I wanted this weekend was to pet this monster

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ponytailtime replied to your post: GPOY- me taking the bus this morning b…

People who say the bus is “great” or “ok” are monsters. The buses in this city are bizarre and bring out the angriest humans ever.

Even my “ok” experiences on the bus are basically “ok, I felt slightly threatened but I’m ok now.” My worst bus ride was on a VERY packed M60 at rush hour. I should have taken the train but it’s so convenient to get from Harlem to Astoria on the bus. So I stood up to let a little kid have my seat and apparently the lady who was standing over me didn’t like that I was trying to stand so she elbowed me in the face. I yelled “what the fuck” but she gave me this unsettling death stare so I stepped away.

Tourists think the subways are scary but no, buses are the real nightmare

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GPOY- me taking the bus this morning because my train wasn’t running

GPOY- me taking the bus this morning because my train wasn’t running

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aqfw:

dontmakemagsmad replied to your post: I haven’t been eating a lot of junk fo…

Josh and I have a rule that whenever you go to the grocery store you buy chips. We’re always low on veggies but we always have a mountain of chips

You two are truly living your best life.

(via st0necoldjaneausten)

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Signed up for Tough Mudder on a *whim*

Because my company has a team and it’s FREE and I box 5 times a week so I can do anything right? WRONG. Apparently it’s 10-12 miles which is WAY more than I thought it would be. But the reviews say there’s long lines before each obstacle so you get to rest and you can skip obstacles if you want. So I think I’ll be fine? Hopefully? 

So if you don’t hear from me after October 11th it’s because I couldn’t finish so I chose to lay down and die and now I’m a mud ghost and I’m haunting the shit out of that track and tripping all the bros in crossfit tank tops. 

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It was precious

I walked to my garden during lunch and there was an adorable little grandpa photographing birds and whenever he whistled they would flock to him. 

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Paparazzo caught us like #whoa

Paparazzo caught us like #whoa

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Went to Rite Aid and found @joshlikestoparty buying chips!

Went to Rite Aid and found @joshlikestoparty buying chips!

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Community garden harvest festival in the EV?? Okie dokes

Community garden harvest festival in the EV?? Okie dokes

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Went shoe shopping during lunch and discovered that my calves are jacked! I’m not even flexing here! You have no idea how excited I am about this!

Went shoe shopping during lunch and discovered that my calves are jacked! I’m not even flexing here! You have no idea how excited I am about this!

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The past week I’ve been so dizzy and it’s the worst. I know I should start taking iron again but I probably won’t so I should just accept that dizziness is a part of life. 

Also I think I’m getting a cold,THANKS FALL! 

Also I redownloaded Minecraft on my phone and I’ve been skywriting all morning. 

This post was brought to you by the cold meds I just took! 

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Sorry Blick, no finger condoms for me today (at Blick Art Materials - New York City)

Sorry Blick, no finger condoms for me today (at Blick Art Materials - New York City)

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Lil witch working on her spells in the forest

Lil witch working on her spells in the forest

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I’ve had a shitty week at boxing but I’m still showing up so that counts for something right?

I’ve had a shitty week at boxing but I’m still showing up so that counts for something right?